The Monty Charm

If I could bottle and sell my charm...

Well I don't think it would sell very well to be honest. My charm is a bit of a slow burner and I don't think something that works so slowly would sell very well.

As I write this I have some porn on in the background....not on the telly, but on another tab so I can only hear it. They seem to be enjoying themselves. Which is nice. The video is called Homemade shower lesbian games. Kinda catchy isn't it? It certainly caught my attention...hold on til I have a quick look at it...lovely. I got that tingle...you know that tingle that you sometimes get at 2 o clock in the afternoon that makes you draw the curtains and destroy an old towel or something. I'm fighting the urge though because I'm planning a night of sex tonight. Ya see I hate the post ejaculation feeling. If there was a church nearby I have no doubt that after every wank I'd go over and say a few hail marys. The feeling of sitting there in front of some depraved website, watching 30 girls humliate each other (I'll give you the link to that if you want) with your trousers around your ankles and cum setting in to your pubes...well it's not the most triumphant feeling in the world. And I don't want to go into a date and subsequent sex with those feelings on my mind.

anyway where was I?

Oh yes...the charm. So there's these two girls who I see on a weekly basis, they're both fairly attractive and I get on with them both. Lately I've started texting them both, and of course each one is like....Look...are you coming on to us both? That's a bit sleazy isn't it? Just go to her, you were talking to her first. I see that as some King Solomon shit so get more attracted to her. The problem is...I think the other one is more keen so I'd better stick to the good thing for now. See what I think is going down is they want a threesome, but they want the right man...someone who is pure....someone who doesn't just want a threesome. I can be that man, hell I can be absolutely any kind of man if it would get me a threesome. Chinese man? No fucking problem.